a poem about bugs
miriko96: whinychester: pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die this is probably what metatron was thinking
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
HARRY POTTER ASK
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone. we don’t need to be taught how to murder people. Supernatural taught me how to...
systemofadowneyjr: shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit
princeowl: hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
jaclcfrost: guardian-of-heart: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: sorry i was gone for so long i was painting some roses do you think this is a joke it is not a joke But why weren’t you painting them red woah there queen of hearts
allyson-wonderlnd: silentlydrawn: leepaced: if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices #otp: you’ve been wearing black too long it’s so true it hurts my heart
benedettocumberbatch asked: ALL OF THEM
audreygolightly13: It’s in sync even omfg it...
sweetlittlekitty: BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER
twinnerd28: beatleologist-at-221b: actualcannibaljakeenglish: How many tears did The Doctor cry? A River. Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
jacknoir: u kno all the good urls are taken when
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
fadical: when an artist wants to show you their art or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written it’s quite often an expression of trust because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart little pieces of the artists themselves and if they’re willing to share it with you you should appreciate it
oddtitties: noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about this almost everyday. I think about this every single day
thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even...
things that make me cry: math people actually basically everything idk why i started making a list
sweettasteofbitter: megnesiums: The fact that at one point Mycroft was standing in an office printing numerous sexual pictures of Irene Adler never fails to amuse me.